A large man approaches the front door to a house in the suburbs and rings the doorbell. It’s answered by a middle-aged woman with a polite, but confused look.
“Are you Sarah Connor Palin?”, the man in sunglasses asks with a thick accent.
“Yes”, she responds, and immediately notices a small, red dot moving up her shirt towards her forehead.
Now fortunately the Democratic National Committee doesn’t have a time machine or bodybuilding cyborgs. But as the saying goes, “there’s no time like the present”, and the DNC or their proxies are already on the hunt to pre-emptively “terminate” any potential opponent for the 2012 election. Their squad of Terminators obviously isn’t going around with firearms, smashing through walls and doors to get their prey. The target isn’t the actual members of the Republican opposition, it’s those individuals’ credibility which has been marked for termination. And in the interest of reserving Obama’s stay in the White House for another four years, this political machine feels no pain, no mercy, and absolutely will not stop until that credibility is dead.