Nov 22

  • Day two of the ISCF Amateur MMA national tournament. Excellent fights so far. #
  • For some reason Josh Barnett is wearing 1980's gym socks/shorts and a Metal Mullisha shirt. #
  • Kim Couture's on the mat… getting oxygen #
  • How did I of all people end up at an "Optimist Club" breakfast? 8 AM on a Saturday, and everyone else seems too goddamn chipper. #
  • It must be sad to be a gradeschool music teacher because you failed as a musician; your only creative outlet, playing backup for the choir #
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    Nov 15

  • Haha, 2 misfires at the range and one "mistweet". No injuries on either. #
  • New smoothie place in LS. Healthy people are cool; "health" people could stand to be beaten with a giant sausage. There is a difference. #
  • The fun of shooting a gun is inversely proportional to the fun of cleaning it afterward. Up to my wrists in carbon and Hoppes #9. #
  • KC is on crack. They've been playing xmas music on the radio for a week now and already have lights out. It's not even Thanksgiving yet. #
  • Ahora me voy al gymnasio para ejercisio hasta que yo vomito. #
  • nothing like the sight of a 400lb hambeast chowing down on all-you-can-eat tacos to make you skip your own cheat meal for the week. Damnit. #
  • ISCF national MMA tourney about to start, judging again this weekend. Hell, judging every weekend this month. #
  • 24 fights this morning, 16 tonight, the UFC, then more tomorrow. Going to be MMA'd out on Monday. Might take up full contact couch sitting #
  • 108 puts on a classy event, we even have little Andes mints on the ringside tables. Missed dinner so I'm swiping the ring doctor's share. #
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    Nov 8
    • NTB waiting room. News flash on Ft Hood shooting. Guy quips "Good… grief". The grief came after I whipped my head to glare at him. WTF #
    Nov 1

  • Priorities: manager at Culvers makes guy zip up jacket because of "offensive" t-shirt, then serves next guy a hamburger covered in butter. #
  • At a sneak preview to a movie I don't care about. If they inform us that they're recording our reactions for promotional purposes I'm out. #
  • F this. Rent-a-cops patroling up and down the aisles non-stop, one with what looked like a night vision camera/scope. #
  • Still feeling like sludge after having my nose violated by the H1N1 vaccine; head's fuzzy. I'm judging for Strikeforce next month. Awesome. #
  • Continuing my commitment to vapid tweets – The lone urinal at the Crown Center Panera is at crotch height for a member of the Lollipop Guild #
  • "Follow Friday" is a twitter thing. So here, follow: @EFF @JREF @Bullshido (duh) @neiltyson and @pennjillette. "FU Friday" would be cooler #
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