Jul 21

I was going to write this up as a post here, but then I realized it was a bit too newsworthy to be relegated to this dark corner of the Internet and put it on Sociocide. Here’s a snippet of what I wrote though, with a link at the end:

Smuggling our crappy Panera lattes past the apathetic ticket-tearer-guy was a breeze. And I suppose that if it wasn’t for my senses being heightened from implementing this nefarious scheme to avoid even worse (and more overpriced) coffee, I wouldn’t have noticed the two gentlemen dressed in all black purposefully walking off towards one of the theaters just to the right of the straw dispensers and arcade games.

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Jun 28

And yet, it’s only 9 seconds long:

Apr 29

You know what always bugged me?

The end of The Princess Bride. Fezik (Andre the Giant) gets 4 horses, all the same sized, average horses. Then he proceeds to ride off into the sunset on one with everone else.

Not even in a damn fairy tale would a 530lb man be able to ride a horse.