2012 saw more archers as action heroes than fat people at Hometown Buffet on half-price Wednesday. And for the life of me, I can’t figure out what crawled up the spectral bum of the zeitgeist to prompt this. Especially considering most of the archer characters, like Hawkeye and Green Arrow, have been around for decades.

Anyway, instead of wasting time trying to puzzle out the human race’s collective idiosyncrasies, I’d rather capitalize on them. If people have an underlying action fetish for outdated weapons technology, then boy do I have a super hero for them:

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I have no idea what’s going on here, but I find it awesome nonetheless.

At least things in China are interesting; which means they’ll be interesting here too after they take over the country because everyone’s more concerned about the latest season of American Idol than making this country amazing again.

I’m not sure if it’s possible for a sentence that begins with the words “Archaeologists discover…” to be anything other than awesome.   Image is clickable, goes to appropriately awesome article.

…that this was never made into an actual show.

At least according to this website which calculates the value of websites:

• Bullshido.net: $463,973
• Bullshido.org: $1,059,296
• Bullshido.com: $162,447
• Sociocide.com: $1,045,216
• Phrost.com: $40,947

Somehow I think this is just a tiny bit off

And it’s so awesome:

Is there an instrument greater than the electric guitar? I don’t think so, and if you disagree you deserve to have your face melted off by the sheer power of rock… or something equally virile and horrible at the same time.

This is so not me, but nonetheless it’s awesome:

Friday 4:30 sucks. But with a few extra whiteboards it sucks less.

I was originally going to just swipe one of the whiteboards sitting unused from a recent cube restructuring at the office. My cube neighbor (cubebor?) Michael noticed that it was just long enough to reach across the width of the cube and would work as a roof. So we hoisted both of them on there and used a corkboard as the door.

This is what happens when your boss leaves early on Friday.