…part American Pit Bull Terrier, part Prehistoric Alligator from the Cretaceous period.

Here she is, trying to eat my foam roller:

and a Chinese vase…

and a wrought-iron end table…

(All of these pictures were taken within the space a few minutes…)

I wanted to name her “Lady Planetwrecker, Princess of Destruction”, but my wife explicitly stated “none of that nerdy crap”, so she named her “Honey”.

When I mentioned my naming choice on Bullshido, this was posted:

All hail Lady Planetwrecker, and look for her upcoming biography, “Fuck Your Sneakers – My First Few Weeks in the Fletcher Household”.