…part American Pit Bull Terrier, part Prehistoric Alligator from the Cretaceous period.
Here she is, trying to eat my foam roller:
and a Chinese vase…
and a wrought-iron end table…
(All of these pictures were taken within the space a few minutes…)
I wanted to name her “Lady Planetwrecker, Princess of Destruction”, but my wife explicitly stated “none of that nerdy crap”, so she named her “Honey”.
When I mentioned my naming choice on Bullshido, this was posted:
All hail Lady Planetwrecker, and look for her upcoming biography, “Fuck Your Sneakers – My First Few Weeks in the Fletcher Household”.