“That Guy” Episode: Pontiac Excitement (No Wonder the Brand is Dead)

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Dear Gentleman Driving Gray Grand Prix,

Perhaps you could explain how you can get upset at me when you’re the one who blew through the stop sign and nearly t-boned my car? Do you realize that when both of our windows are up because it’s 20 degrees outside, yelling and waving your arms isn’t a very effective means of communication? This is why after a few seconds of you doing it, I responded by making a gesture representing the act of fellatio.

Additionally, it’s probably not a good idea to get out of your car and walk around chest-thumping like you’re going to do something when the other guy happens to be wearing wrestling shoes, a cup, and gloves because he just left the gym where he was deadlifting two of you.

Fortunately for and unlike you, I am a grown-up and my pride isn’t so easily wounded as to compel me to regain it by acting like a tough guy, let alone risking a criminal conviction and an ass beating.

Sincerely,

Guy in Red Mazdaspeed 6

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