Phrost

Priorities: manager at Culvers makes guy zip up jacket because of "offensive" t-shirt, then serves next guy a hamburger covered in butter. #
At a sneak preview to a movie I don't care about. If they inform us that they're recording our reactions for promotional purposes I'm out. #
F this. Rent-a-cops patroling up and down the aisles non-stop, one with what looked like a night vision camera/scope. #
Still feeling like sludge after having my nose violated by the H1N1 vaccine; head's fuzzy. I'm judging for Strikeforce next month. Awesome. #
Continuing my commitment to vapid tweets – The lone urinal at the Crown Center Panera is at crotch height for a member of the Lollipop Guild #
"Follow Friday" is a twitter thing. So here, follow: @EFF @JREF @Bullshido (duh) @neiltyson and @pennjillette. "FU Friday" would be cooler #