Nov 22

Twitter Gestalt of the Week for 2009-11-22

Day two of the ISCF Amateur MMA national tournament. Excellent fights so far. #
For some reason Josh Barnett is wearing 1980's gym socks/shorts and a Metal Mullisha shirt. #
Kim Couture's on the mat… getting oxygen #
How did I of all people end up at an "Optimist Club" breakfast? 8 AM on a Saturday, and everyone else seems too goddamn chipper. #
It must be sad to be a gradeschool music teacher because you failed as a musician; your only creative outlet, playing backup for the choir #

Nov 15

Twitter Gestalt of the Week for 2009-11-15

Haha, 2 misfires at the range and one "mistweet". No injuries on either. #
New smoothie place in LS. Healthy people are cool; "health" people could stand to be beaten with a giant sausage. There is a difference. #
The fun of shooting a gun is inversely proportional to the fun of cleaning it afterward. Up to my wrists in carbon and Hoppes #9. #
KC is on crack. They've been playing xmas music on the radio for a week now and already have lights out. It's not even Thanksgiving yet. #
Ahora me voy al gymnasio para ejercisio hasta que yo vomito. #
nothing like the sight of a 400lb hambeast chowing down on all-you-can-eat tacos to make you skip your own cheat meal for the week. Damnit. #
ISCF national MMA tourney about to start, judging again this weekend. Hell, judging every weekend this month. #
24 fights this morning, 16 tonight, the UFC, then more tomorrow. Going to be MMA'd out on Monday. Might take up full contact couch sitting #
108 puts on a classy event, we even have little Andes mints on the ringside tables. Missed dinner so I'm swiping the ring doctor's share. #

Nov 8

NTB waiting room. News flash on Ft Hood shooting. Guy quips "Good… grief". The grief came after I whipped my head to glare at him. WTF #

Nov 1

Priorities: manager at Culvers makes guy zip up jacket because of "offensive" t-shirt, then serves next guy a hamburger covered in butter. #
At a sneak preview to a movie I don't care about. If they inform us that they're recording our reactions for promotional purposes I'm out. #
F this. Rent-a-cops patroling up and down the aisles non-stop, one with what looked like a night vision camera/scope. #
Still feeling like sludge after having my nose violated by the H1N1 vaccine; head's fuzzy. I'm judging for Strikeforce next month. Awesome. #
Continuing my commitment to vapid tweets – The lone urinal at the Crown Center Panera is at crotch height for a member of the Lollipop Guild #
"Follow Friday" is a twitter thing. So here, follow: @EFF @JREF @Bullshido (duh) @neiltyson and @pennjillette. "FU Friday" would be cooler #

Oct 4

Judging fights at Memorial Hall. When I was 5 I watched Andre the Giant wrestle here from the cheap seats. Now I'm ringside in a suit. #fb #
They're playing Dragonforce as pre-event music. Rad. #
Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored show was supposed to start at 8 bored bored bored how many boreds fit in a 140 character tweet? #
No cigars for almost 2 months… I wish someone would invent a strain of tobacco that was good for your cardio. And protein donuts too… #

Sep 27

Feels good to be wearing the uniform again, even if it's just for the weekends. #
And… I'm reading the newspaper and drinking a diet Dr. Pepper. Not exactly as hooah as I expected, but I'm sure things will pick up soon. #
There's something fundamentally wrong with waking up at 4:30 AM on a Sunday. #

Sep 20

ran 2 miles at lunch; a minute off APFT standards. Will be above standards in a week or so; targeting 3 months for maxing out at 13 minutes. #

Sep 13

9/11. I haven't forgotten, and consequently I'm doing more than just "remembering". Because really, that's not even remotely enough. #
Of all the bars and clubs I've been to in my adult life, the Riot Room on death metal night has the least douchebag peacocking. Go figure. #

Aug 30

just tore-ass down Memory Lane in a souped-up Fuckyoumobile #
Was standing right next to Guy Mezger and didn't even recognize him. Also, apparently nobody else here at the M-1 event likes ties either. #
…except Ian Freeman who just walked by. #
So Ian just pulled Mark Kerr aside to get an autograph (for a friend). Kerr's a huge dude but I pictured him being bigger. #
Oh hell, if I'd known I was going to be on live international TV tonight I would have shaved the beard. #
@Bullshido sitting here ringside at M-1. Fedor and Mousasi are about to do their exhibition fight. #
@Bullshido. Mousasi is wearing a red belt and fedor is wearing a blue belt. Huh? #
@FightLaunch in general or at M-1 last night? KC's scene has been going strong since the blackout days in the 90's. Good fighters here! in reply to FightLaunch #
Judging in Topeka. Figures that someone would schedule a boxing event on the night of the UFC. Wonder if I can get a p-b-p on my phone… #

Aug 23